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chickinlittle:

My name is Katniss Everdeen.

“How much are these?” he enquired

“I should head home actually”, I said. “I’m kinda tired”

“I’m a pancreas”, she said.

(BTW, A bible was the only book close. :/) 

“Make fifty loops on one curtain and fifty loops on the end curtain of the other set, with the loops opposite each other.

“Elements and vultures finished off the corpses.”

“The intelligence with which Lestrade greeted us was so momentous and so unexpected that we were all three fairly dumbfounded.” (This is from A Study in Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Vincent Spaulding seemed to know so much about it that I thought he might prove useful, so I just ordered him to put up the shutters for the day and to come right away with me. (The Adventure of the Red-Headed League by sir Arthur Conan Doyle).

 

“Men at work, that used to mean. Strange to think of the endless labor, the digging, the carving, the lifting, the drilling, day by day, year by year, century by century.”

-Oryx and Crake

—totally not erotic

“You got a towel with you?” Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Giggity.

At all other times (except when the body is drawn in from the side) the double descends into the mechanism slowly, the entire organism vibrating, upward and downward, as it coincides with ease. - Projection of the Astral Body.